The Palin Moose Hunting Legend

According to legend, S. Palin was hunting deep in the forest on Good Friday when a moose appeared before her. Her aim faltered as the White House glowed over the animal's head and a reproaching voice said: "Ain't you got better things to do than shootin' moose?.

Inspired by her vision, S. Palin vowed to put down her rifle and leave Alaska to get some bigger guns and more meaningful targets in Washington.